SOCIALITE

Hello, I am Faux Fawaz and being a socialite, is living a hard life. For

one, when you walk into a room anywhere you go the first 30 minutes of

your arrival are spent just saying "Hello" to your comrades. Secondly,

you actually have to remember everyone's name, as if walking around the

whole damn room isn't hard enough. Also, you have to be the bigger

person and put all differences aside and forget about the "dirty" look or that

"nasty" verbage that one bitch gave you last week. Lastly, you must always

be in "fashionista mode", being fashion forward sets you apart from the rest;

you don't want to wear something that you already wore before, nor caught

dead wearing something that someone else might be wearing. Stay tuned

for more education on being glamorous. Ciao belisimo.