On the first day, God created the sun so that people would never have an excuse to be pale and gross.
On the second day, God created Jason Peters.
On the third day, God created vodka in an effort to satisfy the thirst for a quick drunk after a long, stressful day.
On the fourth day, God created an entirely new race of people known as the gays in an effort to create a race of people who would keep everyone else in check by telling them when they were getting fat or wearing a horrendous outfit.
On the fifth day, God created tanning beds after humans realized how much time it takes to get a tan in the sun.
On the sixth day, God created supermodels for visual pleasure.
On the seventh day, God created social networking sites so that hot people from all across the nation could connect with each other and band together to eventually take over the world.
Anthony Elias Espinoza
June 2010
The fourth day is too stereotypical and makes Gay people cone off as sexless unics. We have just as many rights as straight people and were not just here to make sure their lives are in check.
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