Hello, I am Faux Fawaz and being a socialite, is living a hard life. For
one, when you walk into a room anywhere you go the first 30 minutes of
your arrival are spent just saying "Hello" to your comrades. Secondly,
you actually have to remember everyone's name, as if walking around the
whole damn room isn't hard enough. Also, you have to be the bigger
person and put all differences aside and forget about the "dirty" look or that
"nasty" verbage that one bitch gave you last week. Lastly, you must always
be in "fashionista mode", being fashion forward sets you apart from the rest;
you don't want to wear something that you already wore before, nor caught
dead wearing something that someone else might be wearing. Stay tuned
for more education on being glamorous. Ciao belisimo.
